TB TOE BODEN STOMP INTO PONS ↗

LIVE ON ROBINHOOD CHAIN

OWN ONLI
TOE BODEN
ND BE HAPPY.

THE EXECUTIVE SOLE OF ROBINHOOD HAS ENTERED THE STUDIO. $TOEBODEN / ETH — BONDING CURVE ON PONS.

DIP YOUR TOE IN ↗ CHECK THE FEETURES ↓

OFFICIAL CONTRACT / CHECK YOUR TOES

0x53d721155DF3BD3eE7De27F0498F1CAbC9317561 PONS ↗

NO COLD FEET. TEN TOES DOWN. LET'S BILD BEK BAREFOOT.

SNIFF SNIFF
THE PAIR $TOEBODEN
/ ETH ON PONS
46th
🦶
$TOEBODEN✦ TOES OUT ON ROBINHOOD✦ EXECUTIVE SOLE✦ BULLISH FROM HEAD TO TOE✦ LET'S BILD BEK BAREFOOT✦ $TOEBODEN✦ TOES OUT ON ROBINHOOD✦ EXECUTIVE SOLE✦ BULLISH FROM HEAD TO TOE✦ LET'S BILD BEK BAREFOOT✦

01 / THE SOLE PURPOSE

EVERY TOE
NEEDS A TERM.

On September 15, 2026, live on the Order Book Show, Trader Mayne went to say "toe rogan" and his mouth filed the paperwork for toe boden instead. A slip of the tongue. A whole new administration.

We did not campaign for this. We were nominated by accident — which, historically, is also how we got the 46th President.

Introducing Toe Boden, the 46th President of the Podcast. From sniffing the mic to the occasional slip-up in the pants, Toe Boden reminds us not to take life too seriously.

THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO MARKET.
THIS LITTLE PIGGY RAN FOR OFFICE.

02 / SUPPLY & DEMAND (FOR PEDICURES)

TOEKENIMICS

Tokenomics, but lower. And misspelled, out of respect.

01

TOE-TAL SUPPLY

1,000,000,000

FIXED AT LAUNCH. NO SOCKS. NO SECRETS.

02

LIQUIDITY PAIR

$TOEBODEN
/ ETH

BONDING CURVE ON PONS.

03

CREATOR TAX

0.00%

NO SKIM OFF THE TOP. NOT ONE TOE.

04

THE CHAIN

ROBINHOOD
CHAIN

LAUNCHED THROUGH THE PONS LAUNCHPAD.

EXECUTIVE FOOTNOTE

"0% TAX DOES NOT MEAN 0 FEES."

The token itself takes nothing from your trade. Creator fees come out of the pons protocol's own fee split — the splitter, not your sole.

03 / BALLOT ACCESS

HOW TO BUY

Four steps. Shoes optional.

  1. 1

    GET A WALLET

    Any EVM wallet that speaks Robinhood Chain. Desktop extension or mobile, dealer's choice.

  2. 2

    GET SOME ETH

    $TOEBODEN is paired with ETH. Bridge it, buy it, borrow it from a guy — just have it on the right chain.

  3. 3

    GO TO PONS

    Open the pons launchpad, connect, and swap on the bonding curve. Paste the CA if you like to double-check. You should.

  4. 4

    STAND TEN TOES DOWN

    Post memes. Talk to holders. Do absolutely no financial due diligence whatsoever, as is tradition.

04 / SOLE SEARCH / CLASSIFIED

TEN TOES.
ONE TERM.

Ten tiny toes are hiding across this page. Find them all and unlock absolutely no utility whatsoever — a promise this administration intends to keep.

0 OF 10 PIGGIES ACCOUNTED FOR.

YOU PRESSED IT… LEGALLY, THAT'S A FOOT JOB.

READY TO PUT YOUR
BEST FOOT FORWARD?

ETH / EXECUTIVE SOLE

STEP ONTO PONS ↗